February 14 th Scarlet awakens eager to see if her “monthly situation” has cleared up. She really hopes it has because the guy she has been crushing on for the past year finally asked her out. Yeah, he had already been out with most of the other girls in the office before making his way down the line to Scarlet, but she holds firm to the belief that it’s because those girls where just his way of working up the nerve to go after what he really wanted, her.
During her morning pee, the results are in and she has a “code red.” It’s Valentines Day and she really wants to impress her dream date. She has been stretching for the past two weeks making herself extra limber so she could end her date with an extra memorable session of cram the sausage. She even trimmed her secret garden into the shape of Cupid.
She decides that a bad Valentines date can kill any hope of a second date, so she calls his cell phone to cancel. His phone rings and he answers, “I’m yours talk to me.” Yeah, he’s a douche, which is exactly Scarlet’s type.
“Hi Jeff, it’s Scarlet.”
“Scarlet who?” This just made Scarlet want Jeff even more and also made Jeff want Jeff even more.
” Scarlet from the office, we have a date tonight?”
“Oh so you couldn’t wait for our date to talk to me.” The smug self assurance in Jeff’s voice made Scarlet’s legs shake.
“Well, I have to cancel our date tonight.”
“OK… by chance do you have Jenna’s number?” Jenna is the girl that sits next to Scarlet at work. This was concerning to Scarlet not only because she was afraid she was losing her shot with Jeff, but she also noticed a seating patterned in which Jeff was asking the girls of the office out.
“Jeff, can you hold on for a second?”
“Yeah, but just a second. “
Scarlet needed time to think. “Jeff, OK I just had another call. I guess my mom didn’t have a brain aneurysm after all. The doctor said it was just gas, so I’ll be able to see you tonight.”
“OK good, Sara… Scarlet.. whatever, I really didn’t want to skip a seat.”
“What does that mean?”
“It means you’re getting it good tonight, baby.” Scarlet’s face lights up knowing she managed to keep Jeff and Jenna apart.
“OK, I’ll see you later,” she pauses to exhale and continues, “Jeff.”
“Alright, remember to shower and clean it up good for me.” Click…Scarlet’s stomach drops as she is pulled from the heights of exhilarating romance back down to reality. Now, what would she do about her menstruation?
The Story Continues….
Valentines Day Couldn’t Have Come at a Worse Time! (Part Two)
Valentines Day Couldn’t Have Come at a Worse Time (Part Three)
Valentines Day Couldn’t Have Come at a Worse Time! (Part Four: The Thrilling Conclusion)
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