This is Part Two of the series “Valentines Day Couldn’t Have Come at a Worse Time!” To read part One,Click Here.
Scarlet sat by the phone dreaming about Jeff and her someday having a family and this situation just being a funny first date story that they would someday tell their kids. Scarlet knew that Jeff wouldn’t agree to a second date unless she could think of a way to keep her period from turning into an exclamation. Scarlet tried to think of ways to clean up the unwanted liquid, but both absorption and suction would only work temporarily and she didn’t want to ruin a perfectly good turkey baster on something that wouldn’t work.
Scarlet needed to figure out how she could please a guy like Jeff without disgusting him with her crimson tide. Scarlet wished she had a gay friend for situations like this since gay guys always seem to know what to do in the movies. Then it hit her, Scarlet would call her friend Scottie. Scottie wasn’t openly gay but did wear a skirt.
Ring… Ring…”Hello, Scarlet, what is it that brings us together in discussion on this beautiful Valentines Day?” Scottie’s voice was cheerful and Scarlet could tell he was on top of the world.
” Wow, you sound cheerful. Do you have a big date tonight or something?” Scarlet said it in a teasing tone.
” As a matter of fact I do,” replied Scottie.
” Sinner…just kidding, I’m sure God wouldn’t have made you this way if he didn’t support it.” Scarlet continues while Scottie is puzzled by her statement, “Scottie, how did you know it was me calling?” Scarlet said this with cheerful surprise in her voice while thinking to herself that talking to her gay friend has already cheered her up.
” Scarlet, you know that’s not my name…You called my cell phone…Caller ID… Everyone has it.” The joy had left Scottie’s voice and was replaced with an irritated tone.
” Scottie, I really need some advice from a gay guy right now.”
” Wait, a gay guy? Then why you calling me? And my name is not Scottie!”
” Come on Scottie, don’t play dumb with me. I know.”
” Know what?!” Scottie had given up on trying to correct Scarlet’s racist pet name for him. He figured she meant no harm and was too ignorant to know what she was doing.
” Scottie, I know you’re gay.”
” I’m not gay!” Scottie was confused and surprised.
” Scottie, come on, you wear a skirt.”
” That’s not a skirt, it’s a kilt!” Scarlet had just took her racial ignorance to a new level and Scottie could not bear anymore.
” Scottie, just admit it, your gay and you can help me.”
” Blow me, Scarlet…” he replied then hung up the phone.
Scarlet’s mouth dropped at Scottie’s last comment. Then she thought about it and smiled to herself as she discovered that her gay friend had come through and given her the answer she had been looking for.
The Story Continues….
Valentines Day Couldn’t Have Come at a Worse Time (Part Three)
Valentines Day Couldn’t Have Come at a Worse Time! (Part Four: The Thrilling Conclusion)
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