I know the true story. The Star Trek series were real and after much research
I can prove it. After two weekends at the library and a whole Saturday afternoon at the home of a real trekkie, I discovered hard evidence of the Star Trek “T.V” series and U.F.O’S being one and the same! And the final proof came from the government
itself. They denied it! I called the state department and asked for the Star Trek “Files” and they immediately became very belligerent. I knew then I was on to something.
While poring over the trekkie’s collection of books and memorabilia I noticed that
Star Trek originated about 1966, the same time the bulk of U.F.O. sightings were
recorded around the world. A coincidence, I don’t think so.
I have even seen them myself, most recently at a Dallas Cowboys football game(where the Cowboys threw five interceptions) I noticed strange lights in front of my eyes and around the stadium. I’m almost certain that the U.F.O’s were screwing with Troy that game.
Carrying on with my investigation I called the Secret Service( I had once applied for
a position and I thought my ties to the Service would help) Pay dirt!! I asked if they would send me any files on the Star Trek thing and they asked for my name and address
so they could send it to me when they cleared it with Captain Kirk. (Boy he has a lot
more power than I thought.)
I pushed a little further and asked did they have any idea how long that would be. That Secret Service is really some thing, They have to use code words on all most every thing. They mentioned something about when “Hell freezes over” Not knowing the code(of course) I have to wait until my application is approved. And I know it will, they gave me the same code when I called them about my application for employment.
The cancellation of Star Trek Series at the very height of it’s popularity is another dead
giveaway that it was linked to the U.F.O.’s ( U.F.O. is also code initials for “United Foreign Offices” The cancellation of Star Trek was necessary to forestall an expose’ of
it’s real intents and purposes.
Those purposes were complex but clear. “To travel to distant planets, colonize and install Democrats as heads of those celestial bodies.” Thats why the democrats have controlled Earth’s Congress so many years. But the Klingon’s (Yes they are real too!) put dampers on the United Foreign Offices (Democrats).
Now stay with me. I’ve researched this at least two weeks without much sleep and I have more shocking disclosures. I have reliable information that the Republicans, furious
about the Democrat insolence, actually started the “Star Wars” phenomenon.. cp3o,r2d2
and others in Star Wars are now reposing in the “Area 51” top secret government installation in New Mexico waiting for a come back to finish off the Trek Threat. Every
one has read about the “aliens” hidden at Area 51.
Clinton and Gore were handpicked by the “Offices” many years ago.(Gore actually did
start the Internet) in preparation for coming conflicts such as the movie “Independence Day” warns about.(A Republican warning to the Democrats of what might happen if Gore wins this recent election.) For proof, if Bush wins, look for increased activity around Area 51.
There are many more subtle warnings out there. Now That I have exposed a lot of it you will probably see more U.F.O. activity this coming year depending on the outcome
of the election. If Bush wins look for Star Wars sequels and If Gore wins we will see Nimoy on more talks shows.
But what ever happens don’t panic, I have it on a very good source that the Republicans
have planted millions of clones, (secretly, in the sperm of unsuspecting donors), of
John Wayne(to clean up this mess) And this is why the Democrats and National Organization Of Women(whose initial code really is “No Ordination of Wayne” has fought tooth and nail for Abortion. They know (and rightly so) it’s their only chance.