Dallas Cowboys’ fans…still crazy after all these years
Here are the facts and the facts show how miserable the Dallas Cowboys have been for the last 14 years and how the Dallas Cowboy’s fans (and unfortunately we are one) are crazy…crazy because they believe this is America’s team when it is really America’s nightmare and that they are on the right track to be Super Bowl Champions again and again, when in fact they have sucked for 14 years and now are REBUILDING for the 15th straight year. Just look at the record.
1997:6 – 10
1998:10 – 6
2001: 5 – 11
2002:5 – 11
2008: 9 – 7
2009: 11 – 5
2010: 5 – 11
During that time America’s Nightmare managed to win 1 playoff game. One playoff game. And yet the “never say die” Cowboy’s fans expected them to go the Super Bowl this year and every year before that too. If it weren’t just for a few poor plays and some bad luck, why we would have won 14 Super Bowls in a row. But unfortunately the other teams forgot to lose and the poor Cowboys have only managed to win 5 games this year (this reporter is of course assuming we will get beat by Philly…and by beat, I meant beat to hell and crushed, made fools of on national TV while our players laugh it up on the sidelines).
The Dallas Cowboy’s fans are in fact crazy and show no sign of regaining any sanity. One of the definitions of crazy… is to do the same thing over and over…like LOSING…and expect different results. We keep doing the same thing, over and over and over and over and losing and yet we expected to go to the Super Bowl this year. And we will continue to do the same losers as long as Jerry Jones is in charge… and that is the good news. Here is the bad news. If Jerry quit, hired a new GM, hired a new coach, and fired the entire team rooster, the Cowboys would have no better chance of winning next year than if he just keeps doing the same insane thing, over and over. Like he did for the last 14 years.
Losing is engrained in the Cowboys under Jones. The only reason they won when he first took over was he outspent every other team by huge amounts and had such a deep pool of talent that even Jones and the Most Overrated NFL coach in history Jimmy “extends” Johnson couldn’t screw it up. But since then Jones is in control and has created a dynasty of losers and losing. No one feels bad when they lose, they are expecting to lose and no one gets in trouble when they lose, Jones has their backs. There are NO players on the team fearful of being fired and sent home, and if they did, they would immediately be hired by another team with a good coach, and organization and start winning.
The Cowboy’s are losers…losers who have lost for 14 years and will lose next year and the year after that. Nothing will change, nothing can change because the owner is insane and the fans are crazy. They will go on buying the most expensive ticket in the NFL to see a losing team keep the losing tradition and yet they will expect to go the Super Bowl, when they are really going down the toilet bowl. The fans are crazy and showing no sign of changing. Next year we will win it all and global warming is real, Obama is a great President, and socialism is the best way to recover from a recession. It’s crazy but it is true…it so true. The Cowboy fan is crazy and showing no sign of improving, they are in fact getting crazier. It’s funny if it weren’t so sad. The Dallas Cowboys fans…still crazy after all these years.