Hear this audio. My name is Whistle Britches. I’m glad yins could be here for me to done told you about my favorite time of the year. When it’s sprang time in Monroe County, purrtee thangs be bustin out all over.
Magnolia trees in bloom decorate the country side along with fruit trees, butter cups, and narcissus. I like living in the country cause we ain’t got to go the store to get our flares. They grows wild around us and make ever thang smell real good.
The good lord sho nuff know’d what was doing when he made the country. It sho is purrtee out chere. In the sprang time, purrtee stuff just be bustin out all over.
Speaking a purrtee, all the girls that’s been cooped up in they houses all winter are just like the buds and the blooms. They be ready to get out, too. When nem country girls starts to comin out in the sprang time, it’s a good time to be a man. I done told you.
Dem girls start comin out in ney Daisy Duke short shorts, tite t- shirts, and nem handkerchiefs looking like thangs dey done called halter tops. Sprang time in Monroe County is my favorite time of the year. I done told you. Purrtee thangs be bustin out all over.
If’n yins to ever be lookin fer ole Whistle in the sprang time, yins can find me down at the creek pretending to fish. Aw, It ain’t that I don’t like fishing. I just come down here in the sprang time when the sun comes out and it starts getting warm cause nem girls come down here to skinny dip and lay out in ney birthday suits.
I don’t know why it is but it just seems to me like one nem girls nearly drowns ever day whilst I’m out there pretending to fish. Nen, I have to come out my overhauls and jump in and pull em out.
My two favorite girls that come down ta creek are Billie Rae Simmons and Emma Joan Tracy. Yins ought to hear me, nem two is some kinda good lookin.
Billie Rae’s pretty tall fer a girl. She got tem real long legs that keep on a gettin wider and wider the higher up you get past her knees. The further round her you look, she got so many curves working for her that a feller can get dizzy just working his way up.
She got pretty brown hair that when the sun catch her just right it makes her look like an angel with one nem nere halos a glowing round her. She got tem light brown freckles sprinkled all over her. Billie Rae’s some kind of purrtee.
Emma Joan ain’t no where near as tall as Billie Rae but she’s just as purtee. I seen ole boys fight over Emma Joan and she wuddn’t even no where around.
She ain’t got ner freckle. She got that real pale skin that looks like it would feel real soft. She ain’t soft though.
She’s got them real good girly features. She also got some muscles. Ain’t nobody fool with Emma Joan that she don’t want em too. She can take care of herself a plenty.
I almost laugh ever time when I got to go in and pull Emma Joan out of the water. Ain’t no way she could drown. All she ever got to do is just relax and rollover on her back. She can’t help but float.
I know all the time theys just pretending to drown. They know I am going to come and pull em out.
It’s they way of getting me in my birthday suit. It’s probably fair. I always see them in theirs as um always a carrying them in my arms up out of the water like at.
Sprang time in Monroe County is my favorite time of the year. Pretty thangs be bustin out ever where. My name is Whistle Britches. I guess I’ll catch yins later.