OK, so I apologize to all of you rabid skating fans for this recap being late you can thank the Patriots for that one. See here in Boston, if the Pats have a big game they will take over your TV and that’s what happened last night so I couldn’t watch this show live. Nope, no channel 5 in Boston for me, I had to watch it on abc.com this morning, the good news is the Pats rocked, so thank you football gods for taking out those evil NY bishes. All right now back to the horrific Skating With The Stars and ABC….really with all of the skate through the pain shizz, REALLY? So my little Disney pod person didn’t skate, whatevs, he is a Disney kid that means he wins it all no matter what. Just try to stop him and watch Walt shot a lightning bolt down from above.
Rebecca Budig-I am sure you are all aware of this but my girl Becks is one of the top contenders. She was a pretty impressive Katy Perry and the judges dig her too, unfortunately, her fan base may be small and that could send her packing.
Jonny Moseley-so what if Jonny cut off his partners finger, he was still better than most and his fan base is athlete and chick based so he is safe.
Bethenny Frankel-now before the hate mail starts, she stunk this week and straight up admitted it. The only reason the judges said she skated better this week was because she actually skated this week, last week she marched and danced but did NOT skate. As far as the fan base Bethenny is heads above the rest but just because you are likable doesn’t mean you should win a skating competition.
The Judges giving Brandon Mychal Smith shizz for not skating after hitting the ER. Do you know you are messing with a Disney kid? Not a good idea. For real y’all need to watch out for the Disney posse, they will shank you. Those kids don’t play, see example Ashley Greene for getting in between Demi and Joe. Those fans are no joke don’t let their age fool you.
Vince Neil-oh my beloved Vince Neil, who by the way Lori Anne is trying as hard as she can to bed down, is just so showing his age. I don’t think that Johnny Weir realized that Vince’s hand has arthritis and he can’t help the claw hand.
The results are in and the person that got sent packing was…Vince Neil. You know Lori Anne wants to kill someone right now, but that’s the way the cookie crumbles baby. My guess is that Rebecca is sent home next week because there are three things Americans love and they are Disney, the Olympics, and margaritas.
So what do you think, did the judges get it right? Who do you think will go home next week? Let us know in the comment section below.