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New sayings, a new roommate and more drama seem to be in these cast mates reality. We all know and love Snooki, Pauly D, Sitch, JWoww, Ronnie, and Sammi. But, what will happen when they throw a new castmate into the mix? Could it be more fun fist pumping or fists flying? Deena is the newest guidette to join the Jersey Shore crew. She and Snooki are BFF’s, which make these two plus JWoww the three amigos. This becomes clear in episode one of season three when the threesome get into a yelling match with Sammi which leads to a dual between her and JWoww. All I have to say is it’s a must watch brawl.
What I enjoyed most about the kick off to this season are the new tag lines. But don’t worry our favorite lines are still up and running. “T-shirt time” and “GTL” will always be in effect.
“I’m a Blast in a Glass”. This tag line was created by the new roomie Deena. She says she is like a blast in a glass kind of like a holiday. She also admitted to hitting the vodka bottle before meeting her new roommates. That girl cracks me up.
Another line that left me in stitches was quoted by the king o tag lines……….”Situation”…..”If Deanna was a Holiday she’d be Thanksgiving because she has a lot to give and she’s down for a lot of stuffing.”
“Situation” also named Deena “Rookie of the year” for getting into a fight and showing her “coo ka” (which is another term for lady parts) on the first night of her stay at the Shore house.
Cutie pie Vinny came prepared this time with his shower caddy. It looked more like a purse to me. His tag line from episode one was “I got my shower caddy”.
What I look forward to the most is a battle between Ronnie and Sammi. Clips show both Ronnie and Sammi in hysterics with tears streaming down there bronze faces. From the looks of the teaser Sammi punches Ronnie dead in the face. I can’t wait to see his reaction because as we all know his temper is off the charts. Does Sammi wind up not only leaving Ron but does she also leave the Shore?
Snooki seems to get herself in some trouble. By the looks of it, it seems she is intoxicated and loses her way to the beach. Needless to say she winds up handcuffed in the back of a cop car.
Another shocking preview moment is JWoww consoling Ronnie. It appears that Ron has a softer side. Who knew he was a gentle giant?
Looks like this season is bigger and better….lots of girls, bikinis, abs, more juice heads, hot tub scenes, and drama. The Shore will surely bring it.