Sarah Palin , former Alaska Governor actually filed a form to trademark her name but she forgot to sign it. So for now, it’s safe to use the name Sara Palin – like it’s that important.
Who does this? Wow! She runs on the Republican ticket and looses because she’s a dufuss. Next, she quits being governor right before her terms is over so she can pursue her dreams of becoming some kind of strange rock star for political clowns everywhere. Then she’s got a reality show which frankly, I’ll never watch and she’s talking, talking, talking, gaffing, gaffing, gaffing, spewing pathetic rhetoric wherever she goes. Now this?
OK people, if she can’t finish out her term as governor of Alaska and she can’t sign her name on a form to finish filing it, what makes anyone think she is capable of sitting in one of the highest positions in the United States and do anything with it. We’d have to get a big Whizzo button for the desk just she’d know where to find the panic button if we needed it.
I’m certainly no Clinton fan, but wow – he didn’t go around doing ridiculous circus stunts until after he left office. Sure he wanted the fame, sure he wanted the fortune, but he at least waited until he was at the top and done before he really went off half cocked.
If Sarah Palin is even on the ticket, that’s already saying something about the lack of judgment in one collective area. There are certain requirements to being on any ballot and I’m not seeing where it’s even possible to have that many people surrounding me at one time with stupid written on their foreheads. I’m wondering who her PR firm is because they’ve got to be really good at their job.
We certainly have the ability to chose and that’s our right in this country, but wow – what a meaningless choice it would be. It’s a waste of ink to put her name on anything of a serious nature. We’d have to get acrobats and twinkling lights to get her attention just to get a bill passed with any merit. Talk about bells and whistles!
Now, if she’s going to be opening up Sarah Palin’s School Of Political Idiots, she might need to have her name trademarked for the t-shirts. Maybe there will be some sort of mascot for the school with a pointy hat and big shoes, then there’s a valid point to having her name trademarked. She’ll take that cackle of hers all the way to the bank on this one.
She is all that and a bag of chips I guess!
April LaJune is the author of The Arrogant Antagonist and AprilPedia.