Tiger Wood’s First Lady of Scandal and proud member of the United Skanks of America, Rachel Uchitel, seems to have quite the ill-temper and imagines herself a diva who requires A-list treatment. My question is why and how did her mind create this illusion?
First of all, Rachel Uchitel is a study in contrasts. While she may have done a stupid thing or two in her lifetime and has faced hardships (and who hasn’t), she is not a stupid woman. Okay, she had sex with a world famous married man named Tiger Woods; definitely not cool, but not the most heinous thing in all existence. Ms. Uchitel has a bachelor’s degree in psychology from the University of New Hampshire.
According to articles by ThirdAge.com and ShowbizSpy.com, she recently applied to college to complete her master’s degree in either criminal justice or forensic psychology.
I’m not saying that a college degree renders a person a genius immediately upon graduation. I am living proof of that. I have a bachelor’s degree in information technology and a certificate in paralegal studies and here I sit writing about foolish celebrity nonsense when I should really be writing the next New York Times Bestseller.
Hm, what else has Rachel done? Okay, so she landed a stint on celebrity rehab. Well, big whoop! First of all, her celebrity consists of being sneaky and sleezy and who cares if she’s in rehab. Neither are anything to celebrate.
So, why is the acting like she’s all that and a bag of chips?
Rachel Uchitel recently thrown off a photo-shoot for being way too demanding and behaving like she’s the queen of the universe. In the words of Borat…NOT!!!
Chaunce Hayden of Stepping Out Magazine was supposed to interview her and a photo-shoot was supposed to take place, but she was so demanding, obnoxious and disagreeable that she was kicked to the curb and it never happened. Hayden, the magazine’s editor, reported that Rachel demanded complete autonomy over the interview and the photo-shoot. She also requested a room at a 5-star hotel and limo service, among other things. It was also reported that arrived to the shoot looking “haggard and spacey” with “big, black circles under her eyes”. After two hours of make-up and wardrobe, Uchitel was asked to make like a drum and beat it, make like a tree and leave, etc. (links below)
Well, Rachel My Dear, let me enlighten you. You are not an A-lister, you’ve contributed nothing substantial to the inhabitants of planet earth nor the entertainment industry and at age thirty-six, you ain’t no spring chicken. You’re about to soon have a head-on collision with age forty; if you get anymore lip-tox, your lips will look like two rolls of salami; and your main claim to fame is that you had sex with a world famous married man that you were probably sharing him with about a dozen other women. I have three words for you and your attitude…eeeww and yuck and STD (I’m just sayin’)! Get over yourself, you are no Kate Middleton, so not A-list or royal treatment for you!
Rachel Uchitel is often referred to in the media as a socialite. I am still trying to figure that one out. She has supposedly been a big-timey nightclub manager, hostess and TV correspondent and became just a teeny-tiny bit famous when a photo of her holding a photo of her former fianc é , James Andrew O’Grady, a banking executuve, who worked was killed in the World Trade Center attack, which is very sad, horrible and unfortunate. The picture was published by the New York Post and she kinda-sorta became known as a face of tragedy.
Other than that, her only other famous act was doing the horizontal mambo with Tiger Woods and now appearing on Celebrity Rehab.
Her grandfather was a Maurice Uchitel, who owned some entertainment spots during the 50’s and 60’s. Oddly enough, this attractive, educated woman once worked for Bloomberg Television as a producer and also was a hostess at a hot Las Vegas club. She once mentioned somewhere that she had an interest in opening up a detective agency.
Rachel Uchitel was also formerly married, for four months, to a Wall Street trader. Guess she has a thing for those Gordon Gekko types (not that I blame her). Reportedly, she also had an affair with actor David Boreanaz of “Bones” fame, who was reportedly married at the time.
It has been rumored that she may pose for Playboy, but that does not seem to be confirmed yet.
According to an article by Famecrawler.com Ms. Uchitel lost her father to a drug overdose when she was only 15 years old and I’m sure that was very, very difficult. She’s also mentioned in articles that she’s been in some bad relationships (we all have), is addicted to prescription-type stuff such as sleep aids and has what she calls “a love addiction”. Hm, is that a sex addiction or a love addiction?
Rachel Uchitel has also received a public apology from comedien Joy Behar, who uttered on television much the world’s cackling laughter, “Uchitel she’s a whore.” Get it? “You can tell . . .” Oh, never mind. Hey, I didn’t say it, Joy Behar did. Bad, funny lady, bad!
Listen folks, I’m no angel myself (most of us are from angelic) and I’m not saying Rachel Uchitel is the worst thing since the Bubonic Plague, but she needs to cool it with her attitude and diva-ishness. Beyonce she is not!
See article on Being Kicked Off Photo-Shoot/Interview at: http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/rachel-uchitel-kicked-off-photoshoot-after-making-emands_1187400
See Article/Video on the Behar Comment at RightCelebrity.com and Popeater.com at:
http://www.popeater.com/2009/12/11/joy-behar-says-uchitel-shes-a-hooker (w/ video)
See Rachel Uchitel’s Wikipedia Biography at:
TMZ.com Link to More Articles About The Illustrious Ms. Uchitel at:
See Fancast.com Article Where She Talks About Her Alleged “Love Addiction” at:
See FameCrawler article at:
See Articles About Master’s Degree at by ThirdAge.com and ShowbizSpy.com at: