Oh for the love of God, what happened this week? This episode was chock full of stupidity with really bad clothes to boot and it was just way too much to handle this week. For reals, my head is aching while I am writing this, not good peeps…so very not good at all.
So Alexa has her little army of glam fairies all geared up to take over the world one smokey eye at a time, they’re going to make the world pretty Alexa style. I know this is an oxymoron but roll with it ok. The fairies are worked up into a frenzy, there is glitter and grey eyeshadow all over the place and with her army of scary behind her Alexa decides it’s time to give Gayle a verbal bish smack.
Alexa storms into the Gatsby wearing horrific mess of black and white stripes and tells Gayle that the Glam Fairy and the Gatsby are no longer partners and that Gayle has reaped the benefits of all Alexa’s smokey eye jobs. She’s the Glam Fairy damn it, and she will be noticed. Gayle says it all when she tells her that she is a psycho. This is the point when the sane people leave but our scary fairy is not done, she turns to Olivia and screeches Let’s go Olivia. Olivia, who has just accepted the head make up job at the Gatsby tells the scary fairy she’s staying at the Gatsby. This is an act of treason to the scary fairy who clips Olivia’s fairy wings. Gayle call all the stylist over and let’s them know that anyone who wants to follow Alexa is more than able to peace out right then but if they stay at the Gatsby she doesn’t want to hear Alexa’s name again. Gayle goes home pours herself a stiff one and rehashes the whole mess with Anthony and Christy.
Back at the place where trannys go to die, Briella and Alexa are all worked up over Olivia’s betrayal and who MacBeth is, when Tracy walks in. I mean c’mon did you really think Tracy was going to stay out of the action? She tells Alexa that she wants to keep her wings and work at the Gatsby and if lying to Gayle is what she has to do, then that only makes it more enjoyable. Briella is sitting in a corner pouting while this all goes down, so Tracy decides to ask her out for a drink so they can work out their issues. Briella agrees and they head off so that Tracy can fill her empty head with reasons to hate Olivia.
In a different part of the Garden State, Frankie has decided he is going to ask Gigi to marry him, which leads his father to tell him that they cannot live at his house. Frankie waves off that little issue about where they will live and focuses on how he will ask Gigi. He tells Gigi that they are going to Manhattan for a special date night the following weekend, so to get herself all dressed up real nice like, ya know. On the big night Frankie suddenly feels a need to hurl but mans up and heads over to the horse and buggy ride, he asks Gigi if she wants to get out at the fountain and she vetoes that idea. Frankie decides he will not ask her that night because it wasn’t perfect. Whatevs dude, thanks for the huge work up and major disappointment. Jerk.
Let’s go celebrate Briella’s birthday on a boat kids, because you know what, it’s going to be just like P. Diddy’s white party according to Briella. Really, cause it looks like a booze cruise outta Jersey to me, just sayin’…So the evil genius that is Tracy gets Briella to invite her to the party and this just sets Olivia off, she tells Briella that she is the worst friend ever and then storms off as best she can on a rocky boat. Briella ain’t having it, she thinks Olivia is ruining her birthday and gets all sorts of messy cause hey it’s her birfday peeps. Tracy crosses off taking Olivia’s friends away on her how to kill Olivia list.
So that’s it, what did you think? Is Tracy trying to take all of Olivia’s friends or is Olivia drinking the cuckoo juice? Let us know what you think in the comment section below.