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He-Whore Charlie Sheen Insanity Shuts Down CBS Two and a Half Men

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Finally! He-whore Charlie Sheen’s outrageous insanity has shut down the production of CBS’s show Two and A Half Men. Arrested for beating women, taking drugs and acting like an all round idiot, the rantings on The Alex Jones Showwas the last straw for Warner Brothers and CBS. Thinking everyone needs to focus on “what really matters” he tells the rest of us we’re just “asleep” and “sheep.” Here’s what really matters, companies shouldn’t be handing loser actors like Sheen paychecks for producing degrading television crap billed as a family show teaching kids to be pigs and drunkards.

For some reason Sheen seems to think he single handedly turned the show into gold which he says was a “tin can” production and forgot about the rest of the cast who are much funnier than he is. In reality, his character is a low life He-Whore who sleeps with anything who will let him.

In fact, that’s all the show is about. One guy boinking a lot of women and drinking around his nephew and brother who are trying to keep their lives on an uphill path. Thank God it’s over!

What’s even more annoyingly pathetic is Sheen’s dislike for the guy who has supported him throughout the entire process, Chuck Lorre. Referring to him as “Chaim Lorre” suggesting being Jewish is a bad thing he’s treating Lorre like he’s a stupid man with an “ugly” wife. For Jews everywhere, including myself who is one quarter Jew – I’d rather be like Lorre than like a ranting drunken drugged up woman beating freak who thinks the world revolves around him.

The fans made you and can seriously break you Charlie Sheen and hopefully, with any luck at all, you’ll feel the pain of your words come back to slap you in the head!

Sheen makes Kanye West look like a saint at this point. It’s only February and so far, Sheen has won my vote as Asshole of the Year 2011. Unless Mel Gibson has another psychotic break or Kanye decides to take another swipe at Taylor Swift, he’s pretty much got this one in the bag.

Not only has he made a fool of himself by going on radio shows and putting down pretty much everyone around him, he seems to think he’s 100 percent successful with his battle over alcohol and drugs and Alcoholics Anonymous is a failure. Yeah Charlie, it sure seems like it!

His rantings also included digs at people who aren’t as rich as he as if all people want to be famous and will never be like him. He believes everyone out in the real world want to be just like him and we’re mere bugs to be squashed since we’ll never be able to match wits with such a smart guy like Sheen.

And to think, if we all had pickled brains like this arrogant asshole, we too could be rich and famous like Charlie Sheen!

Well Mr. He-Whore Sheen – I like my life and would never want to be a raving lunatic like you.

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