Diablo 3 is Blizzards latest attempt at capturing market shares and turning in a true profitability. Thanks to the highly efficient corporate gaming think tank, this popular video game title diablo three may be making a console venture. It is no surprise to the diablo iii community that the massive multiplayer onlinw role playing community is in a buzz about the current news as to diablo 3 beta status. In order to prevent the awesome o bot hack and similar programs from corrupting the purity of the satanic gaming experience. Cd key grabbing software and chat spam bots seem to rule the open waves of the diablo ii realms. The reality is that the video game community needs to have a new diablo 3 port onto the xbox 360 or the playstation 3 more than ever before. The hack and slash is already downloadable and is slated for multilingual and multiple region release. Updates about delays to the European release of Diablo 3 amidst the panick of a premature no cd crack will prevent hackers from hacking the battle.net servers. The traditional realm down ban from logging on to fast will be replaced by a more subtle auto block approach. Pre order and reserve your copy today in order to ensure the salvation of the human race. Empathy to the demonic mobs in their gore ridden msrb mature rated violent video game.It is no suprise that likewise the Christmas release of diablo three is resceduled for the following summer. The software had been in creation and development for years. Diablo 3 will require a low specification computer. The hardware requirements will be liberal enough to support ATI and NVIDIA mobile chipsets. The Geforce GTX 470 is the recommendation in terms of graphics card. The recommended graphics card for Diablo 3 in terms of ATI is ofcourse not the firegl workstation graphics chipset, but the not so developer friendly GUI hating Radeon HD chipset which has a major exploit that takes credibility away from the experience. Delays in official release date information of Dianlo 3 Beta leaves fans lookings for a leaked early release of the continuing sagas. Deckard Cain will have some new heroes to vanquished side by side with the thirty two barbarian player combat. Utilizing the most up to date file systems the diablo realm will experience never before seen 128 player extreme action on the Macintosh OSX, Linux, and M$ Microsoft Windows. The Blizzard dot net platform will not be integrated with the authentic windows experience however the live item sale engine will allow for cheap trading and pay pal bid acepted item sales. This will allow players in live raids to purchase on demand currency and unique items. The DVD will include cinematic footage unique to each platform with the playstation 3 version of Diablo three having exclusive blu ray high defenition videos. The ps3 will allow users to upload video content from in game via screen capture technology in order to upload it on to YouTube. The realm will allow for unique stone of jordan class epic items. The items will be color coded and named rare item, unique item, uber item, epic item, legendary item, and super secret invisible ethereal items. Dual weild will not be a bararian only feature. The barbarian skill tree can be optimized to create one of seventeen character builds using character stats like strength, charisma, energy, vitality, and dexerity. The graphics will allow for 3d eyefinity amd and nvidia stereoscopic and real 3d vision. Input via bluetooth laser gaming mice can allow for the user to develop carpel tunnel syndrome in the traditional old school fashion. 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