Charlie Sheen may be returning to his role in “Two and a Half Men”. According to reporter Jeff Rossen, “Sources close to Charlie Sheen tell NBC News, CBS has offered him his job back. Discussions ongoing. Not a done deal.”
The offer to Sheen by CBS makes perfect sense — Sheen is such a high-profile celebrity with the aura of a god, and his winning attitude is immensely attractive to the powerful celebrity wolves (such as CBS) as a way to make millions of that special attitude and energy.
Charlie Sheen is not a mega celebrity, like Jesus was (read here), but his vibrancy and colorfulness has reached many lonely and desperate humans throughout the world. Charlie has become a Christ-like figure, and has offered love and an abundance of joy to many around the globe.
On “Two and a Half Men”, Charlie is stifled. CBS, along with the other major TV networks, are constipated, power-hungry, carnivorous corporate celebrities who are actually feeding off of truly gifted, God-sent celebrities, such as Charlie Sheen. If it came down to it, the world would be better off if every CBS executive was murdered in a new Charles Manson clan Hollywood euphoria, than it would be if the world lost Charlie Sheen. (Charles Manson, speaking of celebritydom, is as magnanimous and influential a celebrity as Jesus, Marilyn Monroe, or JFK)
Hollywoodlife.com reported that a “Two and a Half Men” insider clandestinely said, “The rumors are true — CBS wants Charlie back. They saw how popular his tour has become, how it has been selling out, and when word spread that he started talking to Fox about a late-night show, some decision-makers got a little antsy.” The insider continued to say: “The executives [the people who would be the victims of a new Charles Manson-esque murder frenzy in the succinct fantasy written in the previous paragraph] and show runner are thinking about money — and in Hollywood money wins every time.”
Rumors and estimates have been calculated and determined that there is an 80% chance Sheen returns to CBS’ “Two and a Half Men”.
This is a classic case of celebrity war. Hollywood caught a quick glance of this type of warfare with Dave Grohl and his band, Foo Fighters, in a near clash with Ryan Murphy and his gay (there’s nothing wrong with gay TV shows) TV show, “Glee”. If there were such a celebrity fight, here is the skinny:
Dave Grohl would win, and without receiving a scratch from Ryan Murphy. That’s how much more powerful Grohl and the Foo Fighers are than Glee and Murphy. The Foo Fighers would re-string their instruments with the guts of Ryan Murphy, and that is the way it would be, and nobody in America would complain. Smaller celebrities should keep their mouths shut and never offend truly remarkable, bigger-named celebrities (source).
The issues marring Sheen and CBS are manifold, but can be simplified by focusing on the “celebrities are sent from God” understanding. Celebrities are sent from God (if you believe in God). Celebrities exude an energy that normal, boring people cannot. If you have that energy and magnetism, you too will become a celebrity. If you don’t have that aura about you, you will never be a celebrity. You will never attract such fame. This is important to recognize, because many people wish to be celebrities who simply cannot ever be. They do not have what it takes. (source)
I haven’t mentioned the possibility of a celebrity not being sent from God, but that issue has arisen, and we must deal with it here and now. CBS happens to be a ‘celebrity’ corporation (as most corporations are celebrities — like Goldman Sachs and Bank of America), but doesn’t exude the awesome energy and love and beneficence that a human celebrity radiates to the world.
CBS, Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, and any other corporation you can think of almost always saps the energy from celebrities, and in turn, sucks like a vampire squid the energy and joy from all other non-celebrity humans on this earth. If celebrity corporations could all be blown up or hit with Tomahawk missiles, like the ones Obama has authorized dropping on Libya, the world would be a better place. Human celebrities are sent from God, but almost all corporate celebrities are cancerous growths rooted and watered by Satan (and surely you believe in Satan).
All celebrities will go to Heaven, it is true, and that will begin on May 21, 2011, but corporate celebrity entities will not go to Heaven. Corporate celebrities, like CBS, will shrivel and die, taking with them all the men and women who have dedicated their lives to the Satanic sucking force of the corporate celebrity center. (read about May 21, 2011 here)
