Charlie Sheen’s current live-in “Goddess” is now officially branded by The Sheen Machine and is now his chattle. Yeah for feminism! She now has a tramp-stamp of Charlie Sheen’s signature. So, now, the exalted ruler of the universe, is branding his cattle? Hey, I’m not being mean. Cows are sacred in some cultures and considered goddesses and in this culture cattle is branded, right?
Natalie “Natty” Kenly, who is also known as “Natty Baby”, is sporting the tattoo of Sheen’s signature on her right foot across her instep. I hope to hell that it’s a temporary tattoo, because if it’s permanent, Lil Miss Natty, is going to be pretty pissed off that she’s been branded by Charlie Sheen, when he kicks her out of his house or she can no longer deal with Adonis DNA and Tiger Blood.
Did she do this on her own or did Charlie Boy talk her into it? I wonder if his other live-in/live out Goddess, Rachel “Rach” Oberlin, also known in the porn industry as Bree Olsen, got one also. That’s kinda corny. I would have gotten “Totally frickin’ bitchin’ rockstar goddess from Mars” tattoed across my lower back right above my valley with a tattoo of the Statue of David above it. Hey, why not? It’s Charlie Sheen. Come on, Natty, is that the best you’ve got!? If you’re gonna go, you might as well go hard. More tats! More tats! (And no, I’m not bashing tats since I have three myself!).
Charlie Sheen seems to have gotten a tattoo also. The word “winning” is now tattooed across his wrist.
Oh yeah and speaking of Charlie Sheen, according to OK Magazine, it seems that David Spade has been bashing both Sheen and his Goddesses on Twitter. Whoa, not a tweet! David Spade is gangsta (or maybe traila)! He has some nerve! Didn’t David Spade knock up a Playboy Playmate and then try to head for the hills?
I’m not sure what the situation with David Spade’s rumored baby, but several articles have pointed to the fact that he initially was in denial, but is in “communications” with the baby’s mother. Communications? Uh, David, at least Charlie tried to do the right thing…he was married (twice) and at least tries to take care of his offspring. So, look down, David, look down! You don’t mess with a warlock!
Spade’s Adonis DNA: