I’m fairly certain there are some things that just don’t need to be proven. By that, I mean, you just know some things from living life. But I also have to admire Harvard’s fascinating findings so that A. I always have something to talk about at parties, and B. I can back up any, and all, ridiculous statements I make with a Harvard study.
10 Harvard Research Study Findings
Harvard Study Finds Teens Online Lack Ethics
Duh! Adults are okay though, right?
Of Two Minds
People say one thing and do the other. Apparently, hypocrisy needed justification. That’s awesome. Now when I say one thing, and do another, I can quote Harvard. Thanks smart people!
Doubting Thomas Nation
In today’s society, we question stuff. We question stuff like science. Right now I’m questioning the findings of this study.
Really? I’m pretty sure people trust science. Or at least one of their minds trusts science while the other is too busy smoking, drinking, and daydreaming.
Trojan Surprise: Harvard Rises Up in Sex Survey
Ha ha ha! No pun intended, right? The article begins “Two consecutive years underneath Princeton…” Anyone else think the word choice a little stiff? Certainly not the most obvious choice, I feel the author desired to keep his theme all wrapped up in a nice little package.
A Wandering Mind is an Unhappy Mind
People daydream almost half of the day according to one Harvard research study. So, what you’re saying is… people daydream to escape the unhappiness of daily life? Hmmm… How many hours were wasted to arrive at this conclusion? I’d want those hours back, to maybe, uh, daydream or something.
Human Instinct to Blame for Obesity; Sex Addiction
Human instinct is to blame for obesity and sex addiction? I’ve always been told to trust my instincts. Trust your instincts.
With that being said…
Many Youths Disregard Their Virginity Pledges, Harvard Study Says
OMG! No way!
We Love Sex
This is probably why many youths disregard their virginity pledges. Apparently, sex makes people happy. As a matter of fact, the research says it ranks #1 for things that make people happy. And I’ve always wondered why they called it a happy ending…
Study: Coca Cola Not an After-Sex Spermicide!
Are you laughing? I’m totally cracking up right now. We actually needed someone to spearhead a study on the use of Coke to prevent pregnancy. Has anyone at Harvard ever heard of urban legends?
Either this is a joke, or I need to take a look again at that Doubting Thomas study.
Harvard Study Finds Link Between Conservatism and… Porn?
Brilliant minds need to go to school to study who’s into pornography and who’s not. Otherwise, we might never know the two-minded hypocrisy of conservatives fighting against the spread of rampant porn.
Well, now I know smart people obsess about sex just as much as the rest of us.
Note: These “headlines” are not all linked to actual study data. But I’m fairly certain the study titles wouldn’t have made such entertaining fodder for my daydreams. For all I know, they actually could be made up.
Using Harvard studies to support ridiculousness is always encouraged. It really irritates people too. They may even go check your facts, but you will never know because they aren’t about to call and say, “Hey, you were soooo right about that Harvard study. I just couldn’t understand why we got pregnant while using Coca Cola as our birth control method.”